After surviving every UK monster imaginable, Tunde believed he had reached the end of his journey.
But the UK had one final test.
One final villain.
One final battle.
Deep inside a fortress made of expired BRPs, rejected applications, and photocopied passports lived the most feared creature of all:
The Visa Renewal Dragon.
This dragon controlled:
Visa extensions
Biometric appointments
Document requirements
And the fate of every immigrant in the kingdom
And today… he wanted Tunde.
Chapter 1: The Expiry Date of Doom
One morning, Tunde checked his BRP.
It said:
“Expires in 30 days.”
Tunde screamed.
He ran to the magical bus.
“Bus! My visa is expiring!”
The bus sighed.
“You must face the final boss.”
Tunde trembled.
“The Visa Renewal Dragon?”
“Yes,” the bus whispered. “Prepare yourself.”
Chapter 2: The Dragon Appears
As Tunde gathered his documents, the ground shook.
A massive dragon burst through the clouds — covered in rejected applications, breathing fire made of biometric receipts.
“I am the Visa Renewal Dragon,” it roared. “Keeper of Requirements. Guardian of Deadlines. Eater of Incorrect Documents.”
Tunde swallowed hard.
“I’m ready.”
The dragon laughed.
“We shall see.”
Chapter 3: The Document Maze
The dragon demanded:
- Bank statements
- Payslips
- Tenancy agreement
- Passport
- BRP
- Employer letter
- Proof of address
- Proof of existence
- Proof of not being a dragon
Tunde shouted, “This is too much!”
The dragon smirked.
“Welcome to UK immigration.”
Chapter 4: The Pub Wizard’s Final Gift
Tunde ran to The Drunken Unicorn.
“Sir Nigel, this is the final battle!”
The Pub Wizard nodded.
“You have faced every monster in this kingdom. You are ready.”
He handed Tunde a glowing scroll.
“This is the Cover Letter of Destiny — upgraded version.”
Tunde bowed.
“I will not fail.”
Chapter 5: The Final Battle
Tunde confronted the dragon.
“I have my documents. I have my cover letter. I have my courage.”
The dragon roared.
“You dare challenge me?”
Tunde raised the Cover Letter of Destiny.
The dragon shrieked.
“No! Not organisation! Not clarity! Not… correct formatting!”
Tunde uploaded his documents.
The dragon weakened.
He paid the visa fee.
The dragon stumbled.
He submitted the application.
The dragon exploded into a cloud of approval emails.
Tunde had won.
Chapter 6: The End of the Journey
Weeks later, Tunde received an email.
It read:
“Your visa has been approved.”
Tunde cried tears of joy.
The magical bus honked proudly. The Pub Wizard toasted with his finest ale. Even the Landlord Dragon sent a polite message (and a rent increase).
Tunde became known as:
Tunde the Victorious. Tunde the Unshakeable. Tunde, Champion of the United Kingdom.
And so, after battling every monster the UK could throw at him, Tunde finally found peace.
At least… until the next council tax bill arrived.
