After surviving every UK monster imaginable, Tunde believed he had reached the end of his journey. But the UK had one final test. One final villain. One final battle. Deep …
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After surviving every UK monster imaginable, Tunde believed he had reached the end of his journey. But the UK had one final test. One final villain. One final battle. Deep …
After defeating the Supermarket Inflation Giant, Tunde believed he had finally earned rest. But rest is a rumour in the UK. Because deep inside every GP surgery, behind every “Please …
After defeating the Energy Bill Demon, Tunde believed he had finally earned peace. But peace is a myth in the UK. Because deep inside the aisles of every supermarket, behind …
After defeating the DVLA Time Lord, Tunde thought he had finally earned rest. But rest is illegal in the UK. Because deep beneath the streets of London, inside a boiler …
After conquering the HMRC Tax Troll, Tunde believed he had finally reached the peak of UK madness. But the kingdom whispered of a being more powerful than all the others …
After defeating the TV Licence Enforcer, Tunde thought he had finally earned peace. But peace is illegal in the UK. Because deep inside a cave made of shredded payslips and …
After defeating the Home Office Sorcerer, Tunde believed he had finally earned rest. He was wrong. Again. Because one rainy afternoon, as he was peacefully eating eba and okra soup, …
After defeating the Council Tax Witch and the Landlord Dragon, Tunde thought he had finally earned peace. He was wrong again. Because deep inside a grey building in Croydon, a …
After defeating the Council Tax Witch, Tunde thought life in the UK would finally calm down. He was wrong. Very wrong. Because in the shadows of London’s Zone 3, a …
Once upon a chilly Tuesday morning in Birmingham, the kind of morning where even the pigeons look tired, lived a hardworking Nigerian man named Tunde Balogun the Brave. Tunde wasn’t …
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